Fancy Schmancy Poo Spray

September 20_Fancy Poo Spray

It’s a fact of life: Everyone poops. Another fact of life: those fancy poo sprays at the store are hella expensive. Seriously? Ten bucks for a tiny-ass bottle of liquid you flush down the toilet? No thanks! I would much rather whip up my own bottle for pennies. Besides, by making your own spray, you get to customize your loo using the fragrances that YOU like.

Now, those of you that have been living under a rock might be asking yourself, “what the heck is a poo spray?” Poo spray is simply a concoction containing essential oils that traps odors in the toilet bowl instead of letting them roam free. Once you’ve created your own bottle, stash it in the bathroom for those times when you want to be discrete. Just spritz a few sprays in the toilet bowl BEFORE going number two, and your friends and family will never know.


  • 1 Spray Bottle
  • Rubbing Alcohol
  • Essential Oil(s) of Your Choice
  • Water

So here’s the hard part:

Mix 2 capfuls of rubbing alcohol with about 30-40 drops of essential oil and fill the rest of the bottle with water. Shake and use!

Note: I like to use lavender essential oil, but you can choose any fragrance that you like. You may need to use more/less of oil depending on what oils you choose. Experiment! Make a custom blend! Have fun!

One thought on “Fancy Schmancy Poo Spray”

  1. Wow, This will save me a s***load of money! I have been buying POO-POURRI…..$20.00 for a very small bottle! I do like the lemongrass scent and will make a bottle following your recipe. Thanks!

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